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Fuck Happiness
Kirk Jones
158 pages
Paperback and Ebook
ISBN: 978-1941918395

There is a non-corporeal parasite in your brain. It latches onto your thoughts, wriggles into the ears of passersby, and gestates in their minds. Any coherent idea is a new disease, so you weave small bytes of information together in non-sequitur patterns, creating data strain vaccines. You splice the data strains into VHS tapes from the local rental store. But the entire world is already infected, and the only antibody with any hope of destroying the disease is your misery. You know what you must do:

Befriend the Robitussin vulture. Join its cult.

Fall in love with a pock-faced Toyota Prius.

Shit your pants in front of your neighbor Mrs. Hendrick.

Give birth to a daycare facility.

Exude Schauss pink purity foam from every pore in your body.

Save the world, one puddle of purity foam at a time.

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Come Home, We Love You Still
Justin Grimbol
Paperback
108 pages
ISBN: 978-1941918173

 

Abraham Koyfman is a widower of nine months. He works from home selling subliminal self-help tapes for a questionable doctor he found in an ad in the back of a magazine. His meager retirement is enough now that he’s alone and Abraham is ready to quit his job—a task proving to be difficult due to the company’s tactics. The combination of grief and the lack of empathy from his adult children have him ready to quit life, also. On the day he reaches the breaking point his friend Horace pays an unexpected visit with his new girlfriend. Horace’s remedy for Abraham’s plight is to party hard, act juvenile, and take a road trip to confront the doctor in charge of the work from home scam. But will an insufferable friend, a bad case of misanthropy, and the absurdity of modern technology and its sociocultural impact make Abraham’s situation better?

We Did Everything Wrong
C.V. Hunt
Paperback
Ebook
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178 Pages
ISBN: 978-1941918159