Fuck Happiness by Kirk Jones

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Fuck Happiness
Kirk Jones
158 pages
Paperback and Ebook
ISBN: 978-1941918395

There is a non-corporeal parasite in your brain. It latches onto your thoughts, wriggles into the ears of passersby, and gestates in their minds. Any coherent idea is a new disease, so you weave small bytes of information together in non-sequitur patterns, creating data strain vaccines. You splice the data strains into VHS tapes from the local rental store. But the entire world is already infected, and the only antibody with any hope of destroying the disease is your misery. You know what you must do:

Befriend the Robitussin vulture. Join its cult.

Fall in love with a pock-faced Toyota Prius.

Shit your pants in front of your neighbor Mrs. Hendrick.

Give birth to a daycare facility.

Exude Schauss pink purity foam from every pore in your body.

Save the world, one puddle of purity foam at a time.

Giraffe Carcass by J. Peter W.

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Giraffe Carcass
J. Peter W.
176 Pages
Paperback and Ebook
ISBN: 978-1941918340

Lacey lost her mother to cancer. Now, Lacey and her father are just trying to survive the sadness overwhelming their house. Neither one is coping well. When it feels like things can’t get much worse, a dead giraffe appears in their backyard. They call the police to dispose of the carcass. The following day another giraffe appears, also dead. Every day, it’s another rotting giraffe.The police and neighbors all think the father, Richard, is to blame. He is, after all, walking around with his dead wife’s urn, talking to it like she can hear him. Lacey isn’t so sure. She knows her dad might be losing it, but thinks the weird, old lady who’s always warning about the zombie apocalypse could be involved. Together, Lacey and Richard need to figure out how to make this rain of giraffe carcasses stop before the strain of this surreal nightmare shatters whatever hope they have left.

Shining the Light by A.S. Coomer

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Shining the Light
A.S. Coomer
168 Pages
Paperback and Ebook
ISBN: 978-1941918296

There is a light and there is a darkness. There is, also, a space in between. Homer Antumbra inhabited this no-man’s-land. In his flickering flame of a life, he shined the light and lived with the darkness. His life and work changed the craft of songwriting, both showing what a song could be and hinting at where it could go. His work redefined a genre before shattering any attempts at categorization. Shining the Light is the first in-depth look into the man, the myth, the music of Homer Antumbra, ensuring the light still shines.

 

Hold for Release Until the End of the World by C.V. Hunt

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Hold for Release Until the End of the World
C.V. Hunt
Paperback, Ebook, and Audio
112 pages
ISBN: 978-1941918272

This is the last thing you’ll ever see.

Welcome to Daxton. The neighbor is crazy. The roommate is running a perpetual scam. Being degraded by the boss on a daily basis is part of the job. The children are willingly abducted. The probability of getting shot while purchasing groceries is high. And don’t forget to fill your quota of junk strategically placed in your yard to be viewed from the street.

Why would you want to live anywhere else?

Die Empty by Kirk Jones

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Die Empty
Kirk Jones
Paperback and Ebook
178 pages
ISBN: 978-1941918234

middle age (mid′l-āj) n.  1. Spending one year’s disposable income on vinyl figures, only to realize a complete He-Man collection isn’t going to make your current life any better. Beast Man and Cyclops don’t give a fuck about you or your failing marriage. 2. Resolving to die empty and alone. 3. Death showing up at your office door in need of a vacation.  4. Designing goods for Death that inspire consumer-driven fatalities—faulty steering mechanisms, toxic dishwasher detergent inserts that look like jumbo fruit snacks—anything that will help tip people over the edge before Death has to pursue them.  5. Waking to find your house chock-full of the merchandise you created, merchandise designed to kill. Now everything from pouring your cereal to activating your car’s cigarette lighter has become a death trap. Yet as your world falls apart, no matter how hard you try, you can’t seem to fucking die.

Death Metal Epic (Book Two: Goat Song Sacrifice) by Dean Swinford

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Death Metal Epic (Book Two: Goat Song Sacrifce)
Dean Swinford
Paperback
228 pages
ISBN: 978-1941918166

Black metal juggernaut Desekration stand poised to record their forthcoming masterwork … once David and Svart get a few more dudes to join the band.

 

Book Two of The Death Metal Epic finds David Fosberg living his rock and roll fantasy. Which means drinking every day and sleeping on Svart’s couch.

 

His mom’s couch. Svart lives at home.

 

David has left Miami behind. Left the Bard behind. And joined forces with Svart, a brutish nekrowarrior who only listens to, like, Celtic Frost, Destruction, and Bathory. The early stuff.

 

As Desekration start to record Infernö, David’s bandmates rail on about the mystic power of something they call “The Goat Song.” And what they’ll sacrifice to play it.

We Did Everything Wrong by C.V. Hunt

 

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Abraham Koyfman is a widower of nine months. He works from home selling subliminal self-help tapes for a questionable doctor he found in an ad in the back of a magazine. His meager retirement is enough now that he’s alone and Abraham is ready to quit his job—a task proving to be difficult due to the company’s tactics. The combination of grief and the lack of empathy from his adult children have him ready to quit life, also. On the day he reaches the breaking point his friend Horace pays an unexpected visit with his new girlfriend. Horace’s remedy for Abraham’s plight is to party hard, act juvenile, and take a road trip to confront the doctor in charge of the work from home scam. But will an insufferable friend, a bad case of misanthropy, and the absurdity of modern technology and its sociocultural impact make Abraham’s situation better?

We Did Everything Wrong
C.V. Hunt
Paperback
Ebook
Audiobook
178 Pages
ISBN: 978-1941918159